G                    D                  Em       D        G       C
Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)
           G                Am
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
D            G                   C     Em     Am     G         D
 My life is filled with such regret, a bad mistake I can't forget
             G             C
And now I'll never be the same


[Interlude]
D  F  D  G  C  F  D  G  E  A


[Chorus]
D
Ringtone
G         C               D
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
G                             C                 G                 D
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)
               B                    Em       G    C
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
           G          D            Em         C
Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
      G           D                    C
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone


[Verse]
          D                            G
When my phone goes off at work I look like the biggest jerk
         C                      Eb
Total strangers wanna slap me around
           D                         G
When it's ringin' on the terrace my neighbors get embarrassed
         C
They're beggin' me to move outta town
          D                                   G
Well, it made my wife so sick, she smashed my iPhone with a brick
      C                                Eb
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
        D                                G
It's a pain, I sure don't need it, and I probably should delete it
        C
But for me that would be crossin' the line
         F               C            F
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine

Hey, I paid good money for this...


[Chorus]
D
Ringtone
G         C               D
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
G                             C                 G                       D
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?)
               B                    Em       G    C
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
           G          D            Em         C
Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
      G           D                    C        G
Everybody in the world really hates my ri-i-ing-tone


[Solo]
G  D  Em  C  G  D  C  G

    D
Ringtone
G   C
Ringtone
G   D    C   G   D
Ahh-ahh, ooh-ooh


[Bridge]
        G                      D
Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
        Em                      C
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
         G                     D
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
     Em                      C
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
        G                          D
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
        Em                   C
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
      G                                D
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
      E                           C
Every single person everywhere unanimously


[Ending]
      G          D           Em         C
Everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
      G                      D
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
C
Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...