Intro

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Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
E7                           Am           D                       G
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.
C                     G         C
So I pulled your name out of my RollOdex,
      F               G         C
And I tore all your pictures in two,
      E7                              Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
     D                        G
Just because it reminds me of you.....

F                 G                  C
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
F                 G              C
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
           F             G              Am                F
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.

G                        C
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
    G                          C
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
           E7                        Am
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
      D                            G
And I have to use the self-service pumps...

      F             G                  C
Oh,so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
    F           G                 C
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
           F            G                C                F
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you..

Am                    G                 
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
F                     G              C
Than watch you going out with other men
Am                 E7            Am
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
D                                           G
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

(NO CHORD)
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'

    F              G                   C
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
         F                G           C
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
    F                    G
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
                 Am                F
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you

                     G          G            C
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
            F          G                 C
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
    F                  G
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with
Am                  F
Double-edged razor blades
     C              G           Am
Than spend one more minute with you

           F                            G
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
          C                                      F
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.....